Im going to start writing in this thing...again.
yeah.
im back.
from the twenty four seven plus eleven party.
and i have stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
like seriously, it was just a normal party, with your common take of alcohol and narcotics and everything was going grand when all of a sudden the house starts to shake, like really really hard. everyone was like "WTFNOESGONNADIEGONNADIE!" and started to jump out of windows, i was going to follow when i noticed the sky was a dark red. i looked up even farther and saw this giant pirate ship floating, mid-air, above the now destroyed house. i ask "WHO U BEEE FOO?!" and i heard a faint "we are the
avenging grandfathers of mother discoooo". in my best will smith impression, i screamed "AH HELL NAH", took out the A-K's and went out blazin. the ship was truely invincible though, bullets flying everywhere off the ship, i look closer into the ship and find a group of, what appeared to be half-russian, half-japanese pandas, with patches on their upper arms that read "POKEMON PILGRIMZZ". i was like "!" ....i knew these guys.... not a pretty bunch, ill tell you what. up to fifteen years ago the pokemon pilgrimzz and our squad rumbled in harlem, turf wars to be exact. and i guess they were back for more..
so i take out my PKMN flute and round up my gangg. out come SUPER EDGAR ALLEN POE, CAPTAIN LONGSHANKS, HALF OF THE FORMER CAST FROM SEINFELD, AND A WHOLE LOTTA POKEMON. we charge towards the pirate ship as it comes hurling down like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft. i ride my Zapdos up to it and use Thunderbolt to try to slow it down. instead, it just adds energy to the pirate ship, which is now glowing with pride. im like "STOOPID SHPPP" and jump off my bird and land on the ship.
this is where things got nasty...
i turned around and saw a whole tribe of killer spanish-speaking giraffes with giant lightsabers are already at my neck. i fight them off with my snorlax and karavan, both destroying the group in a brief couple of seconds. all three of us race to the captain's bin. and find him sleeping with many many eygptian slaves. and snorlax was all "AHH PUT SOME PANTS ON NIGG NO ONE WANNA SEE THATZZZZZZZZ!" and all three of us took out our banana guns and started firing...until he was dead....all of them were dead when we left.
we jumped off the ship, traded pokemon cards with the little arab orphans, had dinner with depeche mode, swinged with oprah, and had cake with albert enstein.
now, as i was off to dreamland in my cozy bed. i heard an echoing.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
and looked out my window...
....and saw the ship...
...this looked like war..
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